Accessing Ideal Wine 101

Accessing Ideal Wine 101

Assessing Ideal Wine In A Real World

I love wine. Wine is organic. Wine is alive. No two wines are exactly alike. Even from the same producer. People are organic. People are alive. No two people are exactly alike. Even from the same producer! Producers have an ideal that they attempt to create or achieve, be it vintner or parent. Success is ever elusive. Our experience colors our perception of that success. I love the power of language. Let’s explore the interesting intersections of wine, language and experience.

Experience is everything. Everything that a wine has experienced in its life contributes to what it is in the glass: Age, Time, Temperature, Grapes, Soil, Transportation and Human Creativity. Everything that a person has experienced contributes to what they are inside and out. As you interact with wine all that you have experienced becomes a part of that interaction: Diet, Likes, Dislikes, Imagination, Education, Relationships, Environments and Human Creativity. Since no two individuals possess exactly similar life experiences we consider their interaction with wine to be unique. It is uniquely subjective. When we taste wines, especially in groups, we can, despite our subjectivity, achieve certain levels of consensus about the characteristics of the wines we are experiencing. These positive agreements contribute to our understanding of the infinite subtleties and complexities of experiencing ideal wine in a real world. Language, for all its imperfections, is one of the most direct methods for communicating to each other what we perceive to be in the glass. The goal is to achieve clarity while avoiding pomposity! The following lists barely scratch the surface of possible vocabulary to describe wines. The options are infinite.

 

Experiential Vocabulary

Note that moving from positive to negative is a distinction of degrees. It is considered positive, for example, for a Cabernet Sauvignon to possess a light astringency. Excessive astringency is considered negative as it may imply an imbalance of fruit and structure. This being said, your personal perceptions and preferences matter. Perhaps you like your Cabs tart and excessively dry. There is no right or wrong. You do you. I believe the majority of wine drinkers seek and appreciate balance and harmony. Wines change and evolve as they age, too. Remember, we’re subjectively assessing the wine at one moment to determine its merits win, lose or draw and precisely share our observations with others.

Positive         

Soft      Firm      Fresh      Chewy      Lively      Tough      Crisp      Balanced      Mouthwatering      Supple      Vigorous      Delicate      Firm      Elegant      Hard      Dry      Warm      Herbaceous      Ample      Light      Generous      Sweet      Vegetal      Perfumey 

Negative

Acidic      Sour      Meager       Baked    Stemmy      Moldy    Watery      Corked       Alcoholic       Burnt        Sharp      Rough      Shapeless      Weak      Tart      Flabby    Astringent       Bitter    Flat      Hot    Heavy      Thick    Coarse      Green

 

Sensory Vocabulary

Our experiences with aromas and flavors provide us with a treasury of possible adjectives with which to discuss wine. These are derived from the fruit of the wine, the unique winemaking process of the wine and the subjective experience of the wine taster. The communication goal is to be as precise as possible with our wine language to most accurately assess and relay our perceptions. As we saw with Experiential Vocabulary, precision is achieved by degrees. Cherry tastes differently than black cherry, violets smell differently than roses and black pepper smells and tastes differently than white pepper. Colors, fruits, woods, nuts, animal and nature adjectives are represented here.

Plum      Nutmeg      Malt      Black Pepper      Leather      Cherry Cloves      Caramel       White Pepper      Vegetal       Blueberry      Cinnamon      Cola      Bell Pepper      Maple      Strawberry      Anise      Candy      Mushroom      Cedar       Cranberry      Allspice      Cream Fungus      Oak      Raspberry      Mint       Vanilla      Tar      Vitamins      Blackberry      Violets      Coffee      Yeast      Stone      Currant      Roses      Char       Butter       Mineral       Cassis      Lavender      Smoke      Butterscotch      Honey      Boysenberry      Lilac      Toast      Herbs      Tin      Orange       Geranium       Bacon      Rain      Copper      Mango      Sandalwood      Soy      Barnyard      Metal

 

Tactile Vocabulary

All wines possess some measurable degree of texture. Texture is the way the wine feels in your mouth. By exploring simple dichotomies or contrasts, we can utilize adjectives that effectively convey our experience about the texture, weight and impact of wines.

Round/Angular      Lean/Fat      Full/Thin      Smooth/Rough      Light/Heavy      Crisp/Mellow

Emotional Vocabulary

I believe it is impossible to interact and experience wine without deriving some sense of the emotional personality of the wine. The vocabulary here can run the gamut from esoteric and sublime to egotistical and sexist, so be as succinct as you are sure when you try to describe your assessment of the emotional personality of the wine!

Serious/Immature         Shy/Forthright      Enchanting/Uptight      Familiar/Mysterious      Austere/Overwhelming      Seductive/Insecure      Sensuous/Unfeeling       Engaging/Reticent Sexy/Frigid       Exotic/Straightforward      Amusing/Boring      Masculine/Feminine      Civil/Rude      Intense/Uninteresting      Deceptive/Honest       Pretentious/Unassuming      Satisfying/Unfulfilling       Generous/Stingy      Orgasmic/Disappointing